Pro tip, kids: always start your tour with a colonoscopy. Even more shocking marketing truths: Copy protection is your friend. Streaming is bad. Ownership and scarcity rule.
Roger CortonBig week. Tour starting. The first few shows are sold out. ARE YOU READY?
JCHYou bet I am, Marv! I’ve been practicing. I’ve been working out. And just to make sure I’m in tip top shape, I am havin’ that colonoscopy we discussed right before the flight.
RCThat’s crazy.
JCHNo, it’s great. I’ll be all relaxed from the gas.
RCMaybe for you.
JCHNot that gas. The anesthesia. Don’t be gross. It’ll be the best flight I’ve had in a while.
RCAnd five pounds lighter.
JCHThat too. I owe it to the fans to have a squeaky clean show.
RCNot in terms of language, however. Switching gears, we discussed marketing and the death of CDs last time and we agreed to extend that discussion.
JCHAllow me to […]