We gotta add another year. Another little black dog from hell. Another voice change. Botox and Mister Ed. What’s next? Bodybuilding. We need a montage. War Of The Gargantuas. Ella Mai-Boo’d Up as metaphor for a new generation. Goodbye permanence! Goodbye tradition! Merry Christmas! JC hates meme generators.
Roger CortonIt’s been a while. How you been? Merry Christmas.
JCHMerry Christmas to you! I’m as good as I can be. Et vous?
RCGood. Good. Everything’s good. I always get a little nervous when I don’t hear from you for a while.
JCHWell this time, it’s been more a dog than me. I decided to do one last dog rescue and…
JCHAnd I got THE LITTLE BLACK DOG FROM HELL!
RCYou got another Gus?
JCHNot exactly. I drove across the state to save this little shit and blew an engine. And that was just the beginning. He’s had over $3,000 just for an ear infection.