I’d rather think of you and me
Than my next colonoscopy
But I can’t seem to put my fear behiiiiiiiiiiind mmeeeeeee!

I know I should hold back these tears
It’s only once ev’ry five years
But I can’t seem to put my fear behiiiiiiiiiiind mmeeeeeee!

“Take Me To Your Lieder”

What the alien said to the German Tenor. Confusion ensues.

Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan ‘Press On’ has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.

Calvin Coolidge

“I Can’t Wait All Day To Spend All Night With You.”

Perfect song title except for 2 details…
a) It’s not 1938.
b) I can’t figure out how to make ‘Motel 6’ rhyme with ‘Lunchtime’.

I’ll keep working on it.

Fecal Coliform Bacteria.

I can’t think of a better name for a band. Wish I had the dough to trademark.

Rolls right off the tongue.
Has a disgusting connotation.
But it’s vaguely ‘Latin’ so you have to look it up to figure out what it means.
The initials sound really good. Which matters. All the great 3 name bands had great initials.

“Wow, that latest FCB track is just -sick-!”